Madoka- No, no, how is this possible?! [click, click, whirr. ... click, click, whirr. the girl's voice becomes more panicked, hysterical, on the verge of tears.] It won't work- I have to- Ah-!

[the audio cuts out. it returns - but it's safe to assume there was a large gap between when it was turned off and back on, because now the girl's voice is ( Read more... )

This is bullshit. Absolute. Goddamn. Bullshit.

You mean to tell me that I risked my life [there he goes again, talking as if he's human] just to end up in a stupid dump [only because it's not where he wants to be]?

[he changes into a more mocking tone] Hey, it's not like this guy's life doesn't suck ass anyway, so let's add insult to injury ( Read more... )

[For once, the video feed coming from Elijah's PORTAL appears to be wholly intentional.] Right. Uh. [He glances away from the camera for a moment, rubbing the back of his neck; he's clearly still not used to addressing others with this thing.] I'm sure some of y'all already know this, but back where I'm from, we got these critters called fey- ( Read more... )

[The PORTAL turns on to reveal Ned in the Pie Hole, working on a pie with at least five other pies on the same counter waiting to be put in the oven. Unaware of what the PORTAL was other than something like a cellular device, he had set it aside and decided to ignore it for the time being. For now, he is mumbling to himself and sighing repeatedly.

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